Anonymous asked: just over here alone, dry humping a jar of peanut butter. nothing new
Yeah, you hump that peanut butter, baby. I’m fingering a jar of Nutella. We should get together sometime.
My brother and I are spending the night at our grandparent’s house. I’m sitting at the table in the kitchen doing some homework, and the rest of them are at the island, yelling over egg coloring instructions. Yes, this is completely typical of my family.
I was really looking forward to sleeping in my own bed at home and it broke as soon as I got on it. …Really? Just, really? I was literally laughing and crying at the same time for almost five minutes afterwards. I’ve had a stressful week. And a fun but stressful weekend. And I hadn’t slept much because I went to a con. And I spent the last two nights on an air mattress in someone’s living room. I’ve had this bed for over half my life and it decides to break now, of all nights. I just wanted to sleep in my own bed. My life right now. I just can’t. XD
- Me: *listening to "Tight" by Mindless Self Indulgence*
- Roommate: Are you listening to "kill-your-mother" music?
- Me: No, I'm listening to "agressively-sexual" music.
- Jimmy Urine: Uh uh uh uh uh uh uh!
Reblog if I can leave you a sexually uncomfortable message.
Actual things that happen to me:
mandala-lore said: Showers make (almost) everything better. <3 and you’re awesome, so obviously everyone is in love you, thought you knew that. *hug*
Showers seem to help more than they should, it’s true. And obviously I’m awesome and everyone’s in love with me. The question is whether they want to date me.