jackwhiter:

askfemgermania:

angrybabysitter:

eternallybeautifullyblack:

I wonder how many “GREAT MOTHER!” points you get for this?


The mom’s costume is fucking amazing, too.

Reblogged without the weird commentary.

jackwhiter:

askfemgermania:

angrybabysitter:

eternallybeautifullyblack:

I wonder how many “GREAT MOTHER!” points you get for this?

The mom’s costume is fucking amazing, too.

Reblogged without the weird commentary.

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Dear American Non-Black, if an American Black person is telling you about an experience about being black, please do not eagerly bring up examples from your own life. Don’t say “It’s just like when I…” You have suffered. Everyone in the world has suffered. But you have not suffered precisely because you are an American Black. Don’t be quick to find alternative explanations for what happened.

[…]

Don’t say “We’re tired of talking about race” or “The only race is the human race.” American Blacks, too, are tired of talking about race. They wish they didn’t have to. But shit keeps happening. Don’t preface your response with “One of my best friends is black” because it makes no difference and nobody cares and you can have a black best friend and still do racist shit and it’s probably not true anyway, the “best” part, not the “friend” part. Don’t say your grandfather was Mexican so you can’t be racist. Don’t bring up your Irish grandparents’ suffering. Of course they got a lot of shit from established America. So did the Italians. So did the Eastern Europeans. But there was a hierarchy. A hundred years ago, the white ethnics hated being hated, but it was sort of tolerable because at least black people were below them on the ladder. Don’t say your grandfather was a serf in Russia when slavery happened because what matters is you are American now and being American means you take the whole shebang, America’s assets and America’s debts, and Jim Crow is a big-ass debt.

[…]

Finally, don’t put on a Let’s Be Fair tone and say “But black people are racist too.” Because of course we’re all prejudiced…but racism is about the power of a group and in America it’s white folks who have that power. How? Well, white folks don’t get treated like shit in upper-class African American communities and white folks don’t get denied bank loans or mortgages precisely because they are white and black juries don’t give white criminals worse sentences than black criminals for the same crime and black police officers don’t stop white folk for driving while white and black companies don’t choose not to hire somebody because their name sounds white and black teachers don’t tell white kids that they’re not smart enough to be doctors and black politicians don’t try some tricks to reduce the voting power of white folks through gerrymandering and advertising agencies don’t say they can’t use white models to advertise glamorous products because they are not considered “aspirational” by the “mainstream”.

[…]

And remember that it’s not about you. American Blacks are not telling you that you are to blame. They are just telling you what is.

Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie, Americanah (via mahakavi)

<3 Adichie every time

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jumpingjaverts:

jungwildeandfree:

sueslayer:

manipulate:

gabbyroars:

memewhore:

juhnelle:

kenbear:

oh fuck no.

HELL TO THE NAW MOTHAFUCKAZ

Ahaha that looks so cool, I’d be like WAIT COME BACK!!

fuck that son i’d be out

^

This is actually really funny if you think about it. I mean, there was totally some sort of ghost or demon about to kill her but then that sheet blew straight into its face and it was so embarrassed that it decided to disappear.

Tremble, mortal, for I am Zerendikos, and I will drag your howling soul to—
*flump*
AH SHIT WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS IT’S ALL OVER MY FACE
FUCK 
WHAT IS THAT SMELL
IS THAT FUCKING FEBREEZE
FUCK DAMMIT SHIT FORGET THIS I’M OUT 

congrats tumblr you have made me laugh at a scene that scared the hell out of me

jumpingjaverts:

jungwildeandfree:

sueslayer:

manipulate:

gabbyroars:

memewhore:

juhnelle:

kenbear:

oh fuck no.

HELL TO THE NAW MOTHAFUCKAZ

Ahaha that looks so cool, I’d be like WAIT COME BACK!!

fuck that son i’d be out

^

This is actually really funny if you think about it. I mean, there was totally some sort of ghost or demon about to kill her but then that sheet blew straight into its face and it was so embarrassed that it decided to disappear.

Tremble, mortal, for I am Zerendikos, and I will drag your howling soul to—

*flump*

AH SHIT WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS IT’S ALL OVER MY FACE

FUCK 

WHAT IS THAT SMELL

IS THAT FUCKING FEBREEZE

FUCK DAMMIT SHIT FORGET THIS I’M OUT 

congrats tumblr you have made me laugh at a scene that scared the hell out of me

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Winter Palace (Зи́мний дворе́ц) in St. Petersburg, Russia

Winter Palace (Зи́мний дворе́ц) in St. Petersburg, Russia

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whovian9and34:

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 It looks like a fucking water droplet

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YOU’RE WASHING YOUR HANDS IN A FUCKING GOLDEN MEADOW

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YOU CAN ROCK OUT LIKE GODDAMN BON JOVI WITH THIS SINK

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YOU CAN BUTTFUCK A RED LADY WHILE WASHING YOUR HANDS

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ITS SO FUCKING MAJESTIC

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EVEN GROOVY TEENS CAN WASH THEIR HANDS IN FUCKING STYLE

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WHAT? ITS A GODDAMN MODERN SINK YOU FUCKERS

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OH SHIT IS IT A CUP OR A SINK?! I CANT.

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A FUCKING PLAANE. VROOM VROOM MOTHA FUCKAS

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vintagegal:

Dracula (1931)

Lofty timbers, the walls around are bare, echoing to our laughter as though the dead were there… Quaff a cup to the dead already, hooray for the next to die!”

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